Tips for Trump During Debate with Biden.

In no particular order:

  1. First and foremost, whatever answer you give make sure it is short and pithy. Do not elaborate. You don’t need to explain yourself as you haven’t done anything wrong.
  2. Look into the camera like Biden does. Avoid looking at Biden’s stupid grin or the moderators. Speak to America.
  3. Remain calm and relaxed and smile when appropriate even though you will get loaded questions meant to insult you. It will be three against one.
  4. Don’t revert to overused phrases like “Russia Russia Russia” or “Worst president of all combined” or “Laptop from Hell” or “sham” this or “sham” that or “Crooked Joe.”
  5. When Biden calls you a “convicted felon” answer with “Judge and juries aren’t always correct. That’s why we have appellate courts that review the procedures and the decisions in the trial court to make sure that the proceedings were fair and that the proper law was applied correctly.
  6. When Biden or the moderators say you incited an insurrection to overturn the 2020 election, answer with “if you can tell me how many FBI Informants were in the crowd, who planted the pipe bomb that day, and who turned down my request for National Guard then, and only then, can we get to the bottom of January 6.”
  7. When Biden says he inherited a broken immigration system and border, ask him why he issued executive orders to cancel all your policies on the border on day one.
  8. When Biden claims that the economy is doing great, answer with his “EV program has been a failure as well as his war on fossil fuel making inflation at the highest levels in years.”
  9. When they claim that you killed more people during covid bring up Dr. Fauci and how you were led to believe he knew what he was doing. Accept the fact that Fauci was a fraud and that you should have fired him but Biden kept him on.
  10. Try not to point out Biden’s frailty but rather let him speak and sink his own ship. Don’t name call with your clever names.
  11. When asked what you’d do about the war in Russia vs Ukraine, answer with “I know how to end it and will once I’m in office.” Leave them wanting more.
  12. When asked about the war between Israel and Hamas answer with “I will have Israel’s back when I get in office.” Don’t drone on.
  13. Whenever you get a question that is so stupid, just ignore and provide America with what you will do as president to bring our economy back and rid us of crime.
  14. Make a point of inserting that you “will keep biological males out of women’s competitive sports.” America loves that.
  15. Let America know that Biden lied during the 2019 debate when he emphatically said his son’s laptop was Russia disinformation and that Dana Bash’s husband lied too as he signed the CIA letter. Call them out for election interference.
  16. Remember you were once the president and did a good job. Let America know that and look presidential rather than peeved. “Success will be your revenge” is a good mantra.

I have many more suggestions but these are on the top of my list. Good luck, Trump. They are plotting against you. Remember, look at the camera not at Biden.

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