“I Touched a Girl and I liked it!” Kavanaugh’s song

I touched a girl and I liked it,

                                Way back in school when we were both lit.

                                I touched a girl just to try it,

                                Hope the congress won’t mind it.

                                They say it’s wrong,

                                 But it felt so right

                                Does this mean I won’t get the votes tonight?

                                I touched a girl and I regret it,

                                I regret it!