Sometimes it’s hard to figure out all the political players or government officials and what side they’re on or even what they stand for. One day they seem like Trump supporters then will turn on a dime. I decided to break down the ones in the news lately into few word descriptions in no particular order, for my own edification. I know my kids are confused as they see fake stream media everyday on the internet and wonder who’s telling the truth.
Politician Few Word Description
Donald Trump = Civic leader
Jim Jordan = Justice fighter
Trey Gowdy = Justice prosecutor
Hillary = Scandalous poor loser
Rosenstein = Deep State member
Brennan = Leader of Deep State (shadow government)
Clapper = Co-leader of Deep State
Lois Lerner etal = Drones of the Deep State
Strzok = Politically biased agent
Page = Home-wrecking Hillary-lover
Obama = Puppet Master
Alexandria O-C = Uninformed Socialist candidate
Bernie = Loud mouthed aging Socialist
Warren = Race Impersonator
JEB = Never-Trumper (will never say one positive comment on Trump)
Kasich = Never-Trumper
Romney = Disgruntled Sometimes-Trumper
Ryan = Sometimes-Trumper
McCain = Disgruntled RINO (Republican in name only)
Pelosi = Aging power-seeker
Maxine = Corrupt Congresswoman
Comey = Delusions of grandeur
McCabe = Drone of the Deep State
Nadler et al = Truth obstructionists and deniers
Sessions = Stealth
Rand Paul = Civil liberties fighter
Ted Cruz = Constitutional lawyer
Nunes = Relentless justice seeker
Chris Wray = FBI Reputation protector
Susan Rice = Lying coverup artist
Samantha P. = Co-coverup artist
Loretta Lynch = Tarmac tarnished
Joe Biden = Obama’s yes-man.
Weiner’s wife = Hillary’s yes-woman
Valerie Jarred = Resist originator
Eric Holder = Anti-Second Amendment leader
Mike Pence = Conservative Veep
Jerry Brown = Sanctuary state originator
Jeff Flake = Flake
Schumer = Leader of obstructionists
Sarah Sanders = Human missile interceptor
Mueller = Leader of the Witch Hunt
Adam Schiff = Leader of the obstructionists
Pompeo = Seeker of world peace
I Think My Dog’s a Democrat Listen to this cute song.