I’m so impressed by Biden’s sharp handling of our economy so far. Kudos to our new president! He took the baton from Trump and ran with it. He’s raising our taxes so we can have better roads, new replaced bridges, and pipes replaced in our homes. He’s going to put thousands of charging stations along the freeways so we can charge our new electric Teslas. I’m so happy. He’s going to add a bonus to the unemployment checks so my son’s unemployed brother in law can continue living in their home. I’m so happy.
He’s letting immigrants into our country so their children can get a good education from our teachers that have not worked in a classroom for a year. He’s sending others across America so we can all be more tolerant of other races and hopefully they can vote by mail. I’m so happy. He stopped the building of that racist wall along our southern border and reinstated strict regulations on those pollution-spewing factories causing some to shut down. He stopped the construction of that hazardous Keystone pipeline but will allow them to work on abandoned coal mines or take computer coding classes! Marvelous.
He’s allowing transgenders back in the military so our country will look diversified if we get attacked by another country. He’s allowing them to join in with women in their sports so we can all feel equal. I’m so happy. He’s letting Twitter and Facebook have full control over who goes on their platform. Marvelous job. He’s reinstating the mask mandate across the nation for our safety! He’s keeping schools closed that can’t insure the safety of our teachers and children! He’s gotten back in with W.H.O. and China and letting them come to the conclusion of what went wrong with the China virus. How generous of him.
He’s endorsed two stimulus bills amounting to over a trillion each, one to reward all his loyal supporters and the current one to stop climate change! Together these will make us the strongest economy in the world! He also rejoined the Paris Accord which will let us pay more for gasoline to help climate change. Such economic foresight. So happy.
He’s allowing all the vaccines to be dispersed across America that were already planned to be dispersed. Great job. He’s guaranteeing 2 million vaccinated in 100 days. Amazing accomplishment! And he’s letting honorable Dr. Fauci take full credit for the expeditious research that led to the production of many vaccines. He’s allowing his rescue police dogs that have been behaving badly to stay on at the White house to show his respect for the police. Great job.
Lastly, he’s protecting the Capitol from those pesky white supremacists who are the biggest threat to America today. And he’s punishing all those conservative invaders of the Capitol on January 6th. So you see, Biden is doing a marvelous job so far!
APRIL FOOLS! ;>)