Let’s start with hoarding toilet paper. Come on, man! Then we’d like to say adios to loners walking or driving with masks on. We’d like the mask Nazis at the storefronts to find a new job. Let’s see an end to “sorry we’re closed” in front of restaurants. Let’s say vamonos to those colorful cloth homemade masks on women’s faces. They’re ugly. Pelosi is not a fashion icon. And the grocery store arrows, lines, and distancing needs to go.
We’d love to see Twitter get shutdown. Conservative censoring on Facebook needs to go or they should be open to lawsuits. New York Times along with CNN should just hang it up. They aren’t news sources. Dominion software should be banned from our country along with voter fraud.
Goodbye to mail-in voting which should be considered the biggest mistake since the Edsel, Pinto, and the Corvair. The Pulitzer Prize should just be discontinued as it has lost all its esteem when they gave it to those who covered the Russia Collusion fake news story. Disgraceful!
We’d love to say arrivederci to AOC and the squad together with Nancy Pelosi at the helm of the speakership. Wouldn’t it be nice not to hear them squawking daily on the news? We’d also love to see less of Joe Namath, the Pillow Guy, Pat Boone, and Tom Selleck on our tv screen. Come on, man! We loved you once, but let it go. Retire already. And that other actor who wants us to buy gold or silver, not sure which.
Love the term “packing the court” to go by the wayside together with “defunding police and eliminating the electoral college.” Love to say vamonos to zoom schooling and zoom office meetings. Love to hear less of Dr. Fauci’s scratchy voice on the air. Love to kiss Governor Cuomo and Newsom goodbye, not literally though. Love to see an end to California’s wildfires, rolling blackouts, and shutdowns. Let’s kiss rioting and looting in our liberal cities goodbye.
Love to see the misused and overused words of racist, whistleblower, xenophobic, sexist, and misogynist to come to an end. Also, the groups BLM and Antifa to dissipate and their graffiti to be sandblasted. Love to kiss the plywood goodbye from storefront windows. Love to end the term “stand down” being told to our police.
Just these few goodbyes would make a huge difference in our lives. I’m sure there are more but some of them would be impossible like ridding us with the late night non-humorous talk shows or cowardice supreme court justices. Some things we are just stuck with like an illegitimate president that has mental acuity issues.
And lastly, let’s hope to God the China coronavirus comes to an end! We all have covid fatigue and the rules-that-come-with-it fatigue.
Happy New Year 2021!