Truth seeker. Predictions, parodies, and satire. Sometimes unpopular political opinions from a female Baby Boomer. Defender of free speech, free thought, parents' rights, and honest elections. ANTI: Woke, BLM, Antifa, Gender Neutrality, CRT, and Transgender, Pride, and Metoo Activists.
The guy who claims “the buck stops here” is passing the buck to anyone he can find. He’s so arrogant he will never admit to any wrongdoing. While he was on vacation, he turned his back on the Afghan people and let the Taliban terrorists takeover city by city, so he knew it was happening. Dereliction of duty. While Pippi Psaki was on vacation, she had no one filling in for her. Dereliction of her duty too.
I don’t think Biden cares a twit about Afghanistan nor the people there including Americans. Now Nancy comes out and says Biden did a swift and decisive job in removing our troops. Is she watching the same news? The only one who thinks Biden did a good job is Bette Midriff and probably Streisand, Cher, Madonna, Joy, Meryl, and Fonda. Combine those five geniuses’ minds and you get one normal IQ.
Biden knew this fiasco would occur as he was forewarned, so he either must have wanted it to occur or we have an extremely lazy or feckless military. Or is something more nefarious going on? Did Biden want to create a smokescreen to get the news off the story of the upcoming election audits, southern border crisis, or excessive infrastructure bill filled with pork? War always trumps talks of boring election results, immigration reform, or tax hikes. No one is talking about the results of election audits, the border surge filled with covid-infected criminals, nor the infrastructure bill with money going to everything except roads and bridges. Mission accomplished, Biden, as the news cycle has shifted to exclusively our failure in Afghanistan.
When Biden gives his teleprompter speeches he always ends with, “God bless and protect our troops.” We now know those are empty words coming from him. He doesn’t give a hoot about our troops nor their reputation. In fact, under Biden’s orders he has made them look like cowards who cut and run, but they are only performing the orders given by their commanders. The buck stops with Biden whether he wants it to or not. Own it Biden.
we took our eyes off the ball. America has spent the last five years being distracted from real issues. Despite what our FBI and CIA says, the biggest threat to America isn’t white supremacists, it’s Radical Islamic Terrorists. It has been for the last twenty or so years. I guess they forgot.
But the Democrats caused Americans to take their eyes off the ball with phony trumped-up articles of impeachment thrown at Trump while he was running the country like a well-oiled machine. When that wasn’t enough, the left had to distract us with unnecessary matters like riots across the nation, the metoo movement, black lives matter, green energy, abolishing fossil fuel, critical race theory, fake voter suppression, fake systemic racism, offensive statue removals, social media bans, transgender rights, gender neutralizing, fake white privilege, fake white rage, capitol set up, prisoner releases, capitol fencing, masks on masks off, vaccination confusion, defunding the police, white supremacy, packing the court, mail in ballots, the Big Lie, school closures, and now the latest “The Delta Surge.”
Phew! That’s a lot of distractions the Democrats have given Americans to be concerned with. Keep in mind all of the aforementioned have been created, drummed up, or overseen by the Democrat/Socialist Party not the GOP. We have wasted five years of precious time on minutia–squabbling over insignificant crap. And while we slept, we allowed the Taliban to grow in numbers and strength; steal our military arsenal, tanks, and trucks; and take over a country that we were defending and training for twenty years to fight the Taliban. Right before our eyes. Right under our nose. And we didn’t go there to intervene in their civil war like Biden claims. We went there to eradicate and annihilate, as well as keep the lid on, the ruthless Taliban killers of 9-11. I guess we just gave up, took our marbles and left. They overtook our embassy just like in Benghazi but without any resistance this time. Twenty years of blood and treasure lost…forfeited in one day. August 16th will go down in infamy; not January 6th, which was child’s play compared to August 16th.
August 16th will be remembered as the day America let down the Afghan people and cut and ran. Other countries that we have promised to defend like Israel, South Korea, and Taiwan all felt it. Now they know that America has gone “woke” under a Biden Administration which is synonymous for weak. Our commanders are more concerned with silly talk of race theories, transsexuals, and white supremacy than defending our country. They are an embarrassment. They’ve humiliated us on the world stage. Deceased presidents must be spinning in their graves.
They’ve also left us wide open for the next terror attack on our soil! Not only that, but they will be transporting the fleeing Afghans into our country together with the fleeing South Americans at our southern border. We have a possible full blown Trojan Horse going on here. Who knows who will be boarding those planes pretending to be fleeing from the Taliban. Who knows? Definitely not our new Commander in Chief. He’s about as feeble as a garden snail with a herd of trampling elephants approaching.
Our country will soon become one of those shithole countries Trump spoke of unless we do something soon. Impeach Biden, Harris, Milley, Blinken, and the Secretary of Defense. They have failed at their number one responsibility to protect our people and allies. Dereliction of duty. Someone in the House needs to come up with Articles of Impeachment of Biden et al. Two can play this game. At least there’s sufficient cause this time around.
Parents of traitor Bo Bergdahl getting honored by Obama.
Twenty years after 9-11 and back to square one it seems. Obama made the deal of the century when he traded five of the worst of the worst terrorists out of Gitmo for a traitor who abandoned his troops. His name was Bo Bergdahl. Worst decision in U.S. History as the leader of yesterday’s Taliban takeover (who used to work for Bin Laden) is the one Obama released out of Gitmo. Great job Obama! Great foresight. Why do I think this was Obama’s plan all along? He was influenced by many radicals in his life and may subconsciously be enjoying this. Word is still out on that.
Biden has blamed everyone for the debacle/mayhem in Afghanistan except for himself. Biden, the pentagon, intelligence, and commanders executed their exit plan all wrong. Sometimes I wonder if we really have an Intelligence Department. This was so avoidable and so foreseeable. But with the appeasement policy of the Biden Administration, they trust too much and verify too little. It would be politically incorrect to doubt the friendly Taliban’s motives. If Biden has anyone to blame it’s Obama’s legacy.
Somehow Biden has tried to link Trump as the reason they were caught with their pants down. The dog ate my homework seems to be this administration’s “go to” excuse for everything THEY get wrong. Biden inherited Trump’s exit plan. Since when does Biden follow anything he inherited from Trump? Never. But now seems to want it? Amazing how that works. Biden made his first grave error when he ANNOUNCED we’d be exiting on the anniversary of 9-11. Are you kidding me?! That’s an open invitation for the Taliban to attack. And was never Trump’s plan.
Twitter is basically in bed with our enemies. They are allowing this released Taliban terrorist to use their platform to spread his propaganda, but they won’t allow President Trump or Rand Paul to use their platform. Twitter needs to be shutdown and possibly investigated as it is a clear and present danger to our country. They are aiding and abetting our enemies by spreading hate for America.
Unfortunately, we have not seen the end to this debacle yesterday. Terrorists across the world will get inspired by the Taliban takeover and are most likely celebrating, if not recongregating, especially through Facebook and Twitter. None of this would have happened under President Trump. Terrorists do not respect or fear Biden and that is the first problem. More often than not, our soldiers are told to stand down under Democrat control–during Benghazi attack, Antifa riots, and the capitol riot. The enemy ate our lunch yesterday and Biden tried to put the blame back onto Trump. Trump would have had us exit safely and orderly in May as promised if only he was given an honest election. Elections do have consequences, especially stolen elections!
Biden contradicted himself yesterday when he said he wouldn’t send anymore troops intoAfghanistan. Then later he said they will need to send in 8,000 troops to get our people out safely. What?? He is sending in more troops for a rescue mission than originally were being pulled out. He’s a joke.
Biden is an embarrassment to our country and we’ll all pay for it. America got what we deserved for allowing Biden to steal the presidency from Trump. We are now reaping the rewards. Karma comes in many forms. We saw footage of desperate bodies falling from that plane yesterday eerily mirroring the bodies jumping from the World Trade Center. And ironically caused by the Taliban, again. It was chilling.
Biden’s speech yesterday was just a play on words. He kept saying he stands by his plan to bring our troops home from Afghanistan and would not have done anything different. Great. We all stand by that plan. But does he stand by the METHOD it was implemented? I hope not but wouldn’t comment on it just that it escalated faster than they thought. No shit, Sherlock.
And where were those 300,000 Afghan soldiers that were trained by us and promised by Biden to defend their cities? He took no responsibility for anything that he has done or said in the past. The buck doesn’tstop with this president because he’s an arrogant as–ole. And he’s no Harry Truman. Next he’ll be quoting JFK, “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” Wait for it.
Comically, I mused at the 600 citizens crammed in that plane yesterday and wondered what happened to social distancing of covid? Did they test them prior to boarding? Were they wearing masks? The soldiers all have to be vaccinated. Were these escapees vaccinated? Did they show their passports? Seriously all of this just proves that covid restrictions are nothing more than a means to instill fear and control over people; because when there is a clear super spreader like that plane ride, this administration looks the other way. Just like Obama’s birthday bash. Rules for thee, but not for me. The hypocrisy is staggering.
Bottom line is: Terrorists won yesterday and Biden now realizes (although he won’t admit it) that Trump was a much smarter and competent president than he is. Proof’s in the pudding staring him in the face next to his sippy cup at bedtime .
How many times have we heard the phrase, “Well…due to the pandemic, we can no longer provide” this or that? No water glasses in a hotel room. No mini bar. No coffee pot! Fewer towels. No menus. No poolside dining. No cocktail waitresses. No room service. The pandemic was over but businesses were still using that phrase.
I know of an HOA that closed their spa February 2020 and still haven’t opened it claiming that covid is still around. They make it sound like covid is invisibly lingering in the air above the spa just waiting for the next resident to submerge in the water. And like in a horror movie, it attaches itself to an unsuspecting victim! Cue the theme music from Jaws. “Dun…dunt…dun…dunt.”
After covid is long gone and eradicated will these establishments continue to run their businesses or amenities on the cheap? Obviously with spas shutdown, the gas bills of the HOA go down but the monthly dues don’t. Amazing. I heard in order to get a hotdog at a ballgame you must use a cellphone app. Will schools and businesses still be running a hybrid (limited staff) organization in order to save money? Yes, some restaurants are having trouble filling jobs and; consequently, the service has gone way down but the prices are way up due to food and gasoline prices rising rapidly. Biden has created this mess of fewer people seeking jobs together with inflation. It’s the Perfect Economic Storm.
These organizations have found that they’ve recouped some money during covid by running skeleton crews and not giving guests the service they are accustomed to. But they charge the same, if not more, for rooms, food, and property taxes. This has been a windfall for some businesses, especially school unions, that got money allocated from the stimulus bills when the teachers didn’t spend one day in a classroom.
Things were getting back to semi-normal then the threat of Delta started to emerge. Now we are almost back to square one of the pandemic even though we are mostly vaccinated. So we got vaccinated and still have to endure all these precautions? It doesn’t make sense. And if it doesn’t make sense, it usually isn’t right.
We are slowly hearing of events being cancelled. As I have four family members in the event business (one wedding planner, two musicians, and one mobile marketing planner) this affects their budgeting, itineraries, and travel plans as nothing now is for sure. Last year all their gigs and events got cancelled. This year they got piled on with gigs and events playing catch up, but suddenly out of the blue are being told some may not occur. This is hard on the mental health of these professionals. I’m sure there are plenty of bridezillas out there pulling their hair out about now wondering whether or not to send out their invites. Not fair!
When our government willy nilly imposes these new restrictions (Newsom), they have no idea how it affects the business world. Why? Because they’ve never held a real job in the real world outside of the government. They are insensitive and lack experience or empathy. Do they even realize that most of these companies did not make a profit in 2020 and are hanging by a thread this year? No. And they don’t care. I almost think they want everyone to throw in the towel, go on unemployment again, and forfeit their homes. Tents sales will be the only business booming unless the government is providing them. Wouldn’t put it past them.
Next will be a real estate bust. If companies continue to be in the red and homeowners can’t make their mortgage payment, they will begin to sell when the moratorium ends, then pop goes the bubble. All we wanted to do was get back to normal…real normal…with no masks, no six feet distancing, and no more closures or lockdown threats; but we are experiencing much of the same, even though we are vaccinated. It doesn’t make sense.
Stores still have the same lame arrows showing us how much six feet is; and if we get closer than that, the other shoppers jump. It is getting worse, not better. Build Back Better was Biden’s slogan. He may as well change it to Better Not Build as no one is building anything back better. Costs of supplies have skyrocketed due to higher gasoline prices. What’s better about that? Nothin’ honey.
Biden has cared more about softening our image across the globe than keeping our country safe. He’s cared more about allowing transsexuals and critical race theory being taught in the military than training for combat. Biden has cared more about the teachers unions getting raises than putting our children back into school. He’s cared more about increasing the numbers crossing our borders than stopping the spread of covid.
Biden has cared more about advancing the green new deal than stopping inflation and putting our country back to work after the worst pandemic in American history. He’s cared more about the big unions gaining power than the union workers keeping their jobs (Keystone Pipeline). He’s cared more about masking our children than masking illegals infected with covid. If Biden had a report card for his first seven months, he’d be getting an F in most categories from securing our borders to pulling troops out of Afghanistan.
Biden has always been on the wrong side of history. We can’t expect him to make the right decisions in Afghanistan. But we can expect him to blame Trump for Biden’s abject failure in Afghanistan. They’ll say they followed the plan Trump gave them. Really? First time yet. Afghanistan’s mass exodus, now that the Taliban has taken over our embassy (reminiscent of the capitol breach and Benghazi) and government, is proof positive that governing through weakness does not work. When I saw General Milley condoning critical race theory live on the tele, I knew we were in trouble. When I heard we were leaving all our tanks and trucks behind, I knew we were in trouble. Trump would never have allowed this type of hit and miss, sloppy troop removal.
What the ef does CRT have to do with protecting our country?! Nothing! Now we have left ourselves wide open for the next terror attack from ISIS or the Taliban as they have gained power we never thought they’d have again. While Trump was in office, they were decimated. What happened in seven short months of appeasement by our military? Were our military disarmed? Were they taught CRT instead of flighting? Peace comes through strength not weakness by the Biden Administration.
I almost think we have a bunch of namby pambies now in the military that aren’t well trained or prepared for what is occurring in Afghanistan. They learn more about sex change operations and white privilege than training for combat. They are taught “feel good” approaches to conflict which doesn’t work and are now cutting and running with their tails between their legs at the command of their snowflake commanders. I half suspect they give out welcome gift baskets to the Taliban in exchange for peace. It is a national disgrace!
It will only get worse as we get closer to the anniversary of 9-11 which democrats never seem to be prepared for. Can we remember Benghazi at the ten year anniversary? Of course we can, as Hillary and Obama blew it. So while Obama is cutting a rug in a fatigue print shirt in Cape Cod, our military fatigues in Afghanistan were cutting and running. Maybe someone should do a split screen on that.
I recently watched an old movie entitled Capricorn One. One of my old favorites of the 70s starring Elliott Gould. It was about the original Fake News story. It made me think that we could be living in Capricorn One II. Everything this corrupt government allows the public to see is fake. Fake staged photos from the border to fake photos of the capitol breach. Everything they do is a staged production to fool the people. As Elaine from Seinfeld said, fake, fake, fake.
Remember when they released photos of caged children at the border that turned out to be caged during Obama’s term? This is how they work. After all, they are the party of The Arts from artwork (Hunter), plays (Schiff), cinema (Gore), and Hollyweird (Fonda). This is what they are good at. They’re actors playing the role of pretending to care about our country. They know nothing of how to do it successfully. And it’s beginning to show. Big time.
and now we are living in it. He didn’t hide the fact that he’d be the most progressive president in history. In fact, he bragged about it. We can’t be surprised. He didn’t hide the fact that he’d promote Flipflop Fauci to a high position, endangering all our lives. We can’t be surprised. He didn’t hide the fact that he’d open up the borders to 2 million more migrants, ending the building of the wall. We can’t be surprised.
He also didn’t hide the fact that he’d divide our country with racial tension, he said in his inaugural speech there is systemic racism in our country. We can’t be surprised. He also didn’t hide the fact that he wants our country wearing nonsensical masks indefinitely, he mandates national mask wearing.
Biden wears a mask while alone in a cemetery of corpses. I guess corpses can spread covid from their coffin up through the soil and one can catch it even if they are vaccinated! That’s surprising. It’s plain to see that Biden is trying to send us a silent message that the vaccine is not effective. Biden did hide the fact that there is a threat from Antifa and Black Lives Matter, two Marxist groups that are raking in millions, buying mansions, and destroying our cities nightly. But we knew better. He did hide that fact that he doesn’t respect the police and supports defunding them across America. But we knew better. He also hid the fact that his son Hunter was involved in some shady dealings with Ukraine and China. He claimed the illicit photos and incriminating emails on Hunter’s laptop were Russian disinformation. But we knew better.
Biden didn’t hide the fact that he’d be soft on China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea, because he was during the Obama Administration. We can’t be surprised. Now we are at threat of a nuclear war with Iran who is getting close to completion of a nuclear bomb. Which would be World War III. We are also close to China not only owning our lunch but eating it too. He didn’t hide the fact that he wants to take away guns from law-abiding people and leave them in the hands of criminals. We can’t be surprised. In fact, we’ve had four or five mass shootings now and/or terror attacks under his watch so even the criminals aren’t happy under President Biden. Authorities have not released any information on the identity of the FEDEX shooter which leads me to believe they have been asked to hide something. As usual. If it was committed by a white guy we’d know already.
Why aren’t the criminals happy? They got what they wanted. Prisoners being released early, little or no bail set when arrested, light on sentencing, terrorists coming over from hotbed countries, police quitting in droves, migrants including MS13 and drug cartels flooding our borders, racial tensions at a boiling point, shootings way up, rioting continuing, ambush of cops way up, and people fleeing big cities to the suburbs. It’s a criminal’s dream scenario. But they aren’t happy either.
Maybe Biden has made it too easy for them which takes away all the planning of committing crime. If you can commit a crime in plain sight, why even bother? Too easy now. Let’s face it, bank robbers are even discouraged as everyone is wearing their disguise making it too easy for them when they enter a bank. The getaway driver doesn’t even have to stress out as there are no cops to stop and ask him why he’s idling his vehiclein front of the bank. All and all, taking all the fun out of their career choice.
But seriously, we were all warned what Biden might do, and he’s doing it. He’s spending money that we don’t have, nor can replace, on pet projects like the GND like it’s going out of style. Whether or not he knows what he’s doing is another question altogether as we know his mind is mush. And Kammie, is the most worthless, incompetent VP in modern day history. What does she do all day? I’ve heard remodeling her homes, visiting governors that should be recalled, and yucking it up. And she thinks she can step into the president position? I…don’t…think…so.
Trump…where are you? We need you back. How are those election recounts coming? Hurry up!
UPDATED: August 13, 2021
Are we heading for another terrorist attack on the 20-year anniversary of 9-11? It sure looks like it. Biden pulled all our troops out of Afghanistan giving the Taliban full warning of when and how; and now they are invading all the cities in our military tanks that we left behind for them to use. How dumb are we? Biden warns America that we won’t need to come into rescue the remaining members of the U.S. Embassy from the rooftops. What is he doing? Giving a plan of attack to our enemy? Sounds like it. This is what he always does. Tells our enemies what we don’t want them to do, so they will do it.
It’s almost as though we have idiots running our country. The Taliban has no respect for our leadership or our Secretary of Defense. They are playing with us now. We can expect just about anything because we were warned ahead of time what Biden might do.
Did Bill Maher take the side of a staunch conservative talk show host on his show over a liberal black guy? What am I seeing here? He actually said “Wokeness will kill Americans.” Lordy be. Could he be, or someone like him, our savior from the left by convincing the gullibles that they are playing a fool’s game? I sure hope so as we need all the help we can get from the libs. His audience was definitely in the camp of the black guest until Bill set them straight. Then they gave a hesitant confused smattering of claps.
“Comedian Bill Maher slammed “woke” culture and said that defunding the police and ignoring the theory that the coronavirus came from a Chinese lab due to fear of being called racist are examples of how “wokeness” will “get people killed.”
“Let me give you an example, you said you think it doesn’t get anybody killed? I think it does,” Maher said on “Real Time” Friday night. “Defunding the police I think came from wokeness and it will get people killed.” FOX News.
This is part of the problem. The left owns entertainment shows and those that watch them get their news from them. But if we can finally get one smart entertainer such as Bill Maher to change the hearts and minds of the confused general public away from Marxism, we may be able to take our country back from the brink of disaster. The left has openly embraced the term socialism but socialism leads to communism.
“Marxism
Karl Marx, writing with Friedrich Engels, developed a theory of social and economic principles and a sharp critique of the capitalist form of government in the mid-1800s. Marx believed that workers, under the capitalist system of government, sold their labor and that this labor became a commodity. This commodity, or “labor power” translated into surplus value for the capitalist, but not for the worker. Marx concluded that this created an inherent conflict between the working class (proletariat) and the ownership class (the bourgeoisie). Because capitalism has this “built in” inequality, Marx argued that the working class would eventually take power over the ruling class, reconstructing society. This reconstruction would take place in stages. The next stage after capitalism, according to Marx, would be a socialist form of government.
Socialism
Socialism advocates public ownership of property and natural resources rather than private ownership. The socialist system of government values cooperation over the competitiveness of a free market economy. Socialists believe that all people in society contribute to the production of goods and services and that those goods should be shared equally. This differs from the capitalist system in which individual efforts trump the collective and the free market determines the distribution of goods. Examples of socialist policies include a living wage, free higher education and universal health care. Advocates of socialism believe that capitalism creates vast inequality and that it ultimately leads to imperialism, a hyper-form of capitalism.
Communism: The Last Stage
The communist doctrine differs from the socialist worldview because communism calls not only for public ownership of property and natural resources, but also for the means of production of goods and services. Karl Marx argued that capitalism, with its strict adherence to free market principles, divided people because of competition. He believed communism was the solution. According to Marx, communism would give people a chance to develop into their very best. He concluded that communism was a natural progression from socialism and would occur in two stages. First, the working class would gain control of society and push the ownership class out. Second, society would evolve into a classless one without government. According to Britannica.com, Marx and Friedrich Engels defined communists in their “Communist Manifesto” as, “The most advanced and resolute section of the working class which parties every country, that section which pushes forward all others.”
Marxism, Socialism and Communism Throughout the World
Many countries have adopted various forms of Marxism, socialism and communism. The former Soviet Union is the most famous example of a communist system of government, lasting from 1922 to 1991. The People’s Republic of China has a communist government, although, China has developed a more mixed market economy with private ownership and state ownership of entities such as media. European countries like France, Italy and England have mixed economies with free market and socialist policies such as universal health care and free collegiate education. The United States, a capitalist mixed economy, has examples of socialist policies such as public schools, libraries and health care support in the form of Medicaid and Medicare for low income people and senior citizens.” Classroom
Bill Maher is onto something when he says “wokeness will kill.” Open borders will kill Americans by allowing criminals and terrorists into our country as well as spreading covid across the nation. Defunding the police is killing Americans daily especially the cops hired to protect us. Mask mandates will cause a variety of health issues on our children not to mention mental stunting. Forced vaccinations of folks with preexisting conditions may cause their death. The government’s overreach has caused unintended consequences across the country too numerous to list.
CNN is blasting Republicans for spreading covid with no mention of the open borders filled with covid infected migrants being dispersed across America. News Flash: Not all unvaccinated folks are Republican. Many Democrat blacks are fearful of the shot due to the black VP saying she wouldn’t take it. Many religious persuasions are reluctant to take it. Many folks have underlying conditions making it a risk to take. They all have the right to refusal as long as they don’t take risks of their own and catch it.
Biden has never been on the right side of an issue or decision in his whole government career. He is leading us in many wrong directions. Will it take a Bill Maher to stand up against Marxism or as he calls it “wokeness” to save America? The gullibles certainly won’t listen to any conservative in the public eye. We’ve gone past socialism, as the liberals are proud to be part of it, and now are close to communism.
I welcome any liberal in the public eye to finally grow a brain and find the courage to come to the aid of their country. They may be banned or lose fans or constituents but at what price saving our country? It’s worth it. You’ll be rewarded tenfold. Think of it as joining the service. We want you!
The scene is the Bidens sitting in the White House study discussing the day’s events over an evening cup of coffee. Joe is in a trance staring at the fireplace.
JILL
Hey Joe, how do you think Andrew will do fighting those charges of sexual harassment?
JOE
Who?
He takes a sip of his hot coffee and it dribbles down the front of his shirt knocking himself out of his reverie.
Ouch! Shit! Those clowns brought me scalding hot coffee! I’m not joking!
JILL
Poor baby, be more careful. Governor Cuomo. You asked him to resign today, remember?
JOE
Oh…him. Well…he’s a long time buddy of mine, but Nancy asked me to do it. We have to do what she asks or I get in trouble. He’ll get a good lawyer and fight it. It’s a good distraction in the news from the border calamity, don’t ya think? Besides, if he gets charged, I’ll pardon him just like Trump pardoned all his cronies.
JILL
Sure, honey. But, so you’re saying this is all political?
JOE
Everything’s political. What I wear to a press conference is political. Yesterday my tan suit was the talk of the town. And my recent jogging around in front of camera seems to be a hit too. Whadda ya think? Trump couldn’t jog and never even tried. I’m fit as a fiddle.
He pounded lightly on his burned chest like Tarzan.
JILL
Sure Joe. What are we going to do about the midterms? Looks like the people are mad about the new strain of covid, the border surge, and mask mandates; and we may lose in the midterms.
JOE
Lose schmooze. Don’t worry, the more we instill covid fear across America, the more we’ll be able to force mail in ballots again. We are a shoo-in with mail in ballots. Right?
JILL
I suppose, unless the GOP refuses to go along with it this time. They are onto us.
JOE
Who cares what they want? I’m in charge, and I get what I want from here on out. The CDC does what I tell them along with Fauci. It’s no longer follow the science, it’s political science. We may even have a national lockdown again just to put more small companies out of business permanently. Get those business owners dependent on my stimulus checks, send more covid infected migrants to Florida, and knock DeSantis out of the presidential running. Who does that guy think he is? I bet I can do more push ups than him.
JILL
Sure you can, Joe. What are you going to do about your son’s embarrassing new career which even the left is mocking these days?
JOE
He’s giving me half the proceeds of his sales, so I’m all for it. He’s genius. Maybe you should concentrate more on our daughter and stay out of my only son’s business.
JILL
Sure Joe. I’ll stay out of Hunter’s business when you stop sniffing little girls’ hair like you did yesterday on camera! Cut it out! And why did you hand off a dirty face mask to that little boy?
JOE
For a souvenir of the President of the United States, of course. Someday he’ll be able to say, “President Biden wore this over his mouth.”
JILL
Oh God. Get over yourself! If his mother doesn’t burn it first. It’s disgusting! This presidency gig has gone to your head. Get off your high horse, mister! And they used to call Trump a narcissist!
JOE
You’re disgusting! Get out of my sight! I’m going to bed.
He struggles to stand and shuffles slowly out of the room.
JILL
I’m going to soak in a hot bath! Good night! Have the servants put you to bed! I’m out!
She lowers herself into the steamy hot water while thinking out loud.
He’s one mean, nasty son of a bitch. I’m going to sneak off to Obama’s birthday bash without him.
She takes a large swig of her chardonnay before submerging her head under the bubbles washing away her troubles. At least for the moment.
The scene is 8 a.m. in the White House master bedroom. Jill is sitting up in bed staring down at her husband’s back who is fast asleep next to her.
JILL
Come on, Joey. You need to get up and start the day. There’s a lot more bills on your desk to sign.
She shakes him on the shoulder to see if he’s alive.
JOE
What the hell?! What’s wrong? Why’d you push me? Where am I?
He slowly rises to a sitting position in bed while rubbing his foggy head and eyes.
JILL
You’re in the White House, of course.
She rolls her eyes.
JOE
Oh yeah. Could you help me up?
He holds up his arms for her to come around and pull him off the bed. He shuffles into the bathroom and turns on the shower. He calls out for some coffee to be brought up. Jill throws on her robe and runs to his demands.
JILL
What shall we have the servants bring you for breakfast, dear?
JOE
The usual. A soft boiled egg on toast, orange juice, and fruit on the side.
Jill calls on the intercom for their food to be brought to the room. After several minutes Joe emerges from the bathroom stark naked. Jill asks him to cover himself.
Why should I? You’ve seen me before.
He begrudgingly puts on his robe and secures the tie.
Damn GOP keeps giving Trump credit for the vaccine. I have to change the minds of the American people today. That’s my goal today, honey.
JILL
How will you do that, dear?
JOE
I’ll just tell them it came out after I was inaugurated and the media will repeat it all day long until the stupids believe it. Just like they believed we didn’t cheat to win. Just like they believed we didn’t plan the breach of the capitol. That went down so perfect. Too bad that Trumper lady got shot; but in the fog of war, that happens. Just like they believe we need that fence and guards to keep out the armed white supremacists. They are sooooo stupid.
JILL
She gives a devious chuckle under her breath.
Nice, dear. Now let’s pick you out a nice outfit for today. Do you want your stonewashed jeans to look like a casual Kennedy or do you want your tight suit to look like a professional millennial lawyer?
JOE
Give me my tight suit and those pointy brown shoes. I like showing off my trim physique. Trump can’t top that. Even my ties are better. I’m sure glad I got Tweeter to cancel his account and put an end to Parler. Without that, we’d be hearing complaints from him daily. Now we have to do something about Hannity, Tucker, and that bitch Laura.
He gets his suit on and Jill helps him with his socks, shoes, and tie.
JILL
I agree. I hate that bitch. Her, Barfiroma, and Jeanine give women’s lib a bad name. Feminists can’t be conservative! We finally got Martha, Dana, and Sandra to step in line. I’ll handle them dear. I’ll make a call to FOX. Those Murdock wives love me since I’m a doctor.
JOE
Great honey. I owe you. Today I’m gonna sign some more bills to get more and more immigrants into our country to secure their votes in four years. The more I promise them, the more they’ll come. Sort of like in that movie, ahhh…ummm…you know the one…Fields of Corn or something. If we promise them, they will come.
JILL
Field of Dreams. But dear, what about Kamala? Don’t you think it will be her turn by then?
JOE
Kamal? No. If I can make it through the first four years without a scandal and with the suckup media in my pocket, I’ll definitely run again. What’s stopping me now?
He chuckles as he gazes in the full length mirror at himself, practicing a few different smiles as he tilts his head from side to side.
JILL
Umm…possibly your health…dear?
JOE
Health. Smealth. I’m sharp as a tack. Plus, I’ve got a pen, a teleprompter, and Obama in my ear. That’s all I need.
Joe shuffles over to the door to let the servants inside. He doesn’t greet them at all. His breakfast is ready. He sits down at the bedroom dinette and slices up his egg as the yolk oozes out. He takes a bite and yolk dribbles down onto his chin and some onto his tie.
Damn it, Jill! These eggs are too runny! I ruined my tie. How will this look on camera?! Come on, man!
JILL
Now, now, Joey. Let me get a wet towel and clean you up for your first meeting today. And don’t call me man! Here’s your morning pills.
She wipes his chin and scrubs at his tie. He downs his pills with his orange juice and coffee and shuffles slowly down the hall to the staircase. Jill slumps down into one of the bedside chairs and let’s out a huge sigh then starts thinking to herself.
What have we gotten ourselves into? This is more than I signed up for. We may need a full time nursemaid in here. I’m used to him floundering around the house all morning in his robe. We might have bit off more than we can chew. I didn’t go to six years of college to be cleaning yolk off of a chin! Come on, man!
Is it really suicide, if so, why not share the details? Was it by gun, poison, overdose, alcohol, slashed wrists, hanging, drowning? How did these cops die? I’m beginning to wonder as five now have died post riot and zero died day of the riot despite what lyin’ Biden is saying. Something is up. Is it just a coincidence that they’ve all met their fate? Freud doesn’t like coincidences, neither do I.
I beginning to wonder if they knew too much about the plans for the riot and were talking. Silenced by murder again? Were they fired and forced to sign a NDA? The government will never tell us that. The feigned morose gathering yesterday at the White House for these fallen cops was over the top as they never seem to care about the cops killed in the line of duty. Now it seems suicide is more commendable way for a cop to die. They made much more of the riot than it really was yesterday as usual trying to keep it in the minds of the people. But why?
Why must we continue to have a simple riot where no one died except for an innocent Trump supporter put in our faces daily? It wasn’t a sneak attack like Pearl Harbor, World Trade Center, the Oklahoma bombing, Arora movie theatre massacre, assassination of JFK, Columbine school shooting, Parkland School shooting, Las Vegas massacre, and many others where 100’s died like sitting ducks without warning.
The FBI had full warning that agitators were going to do something yet they allowed the Capitol police to remove the barriers and let demonstrators inside the capitol while important electoral votes were getting contested in some of the states. If anything, the powers at be (Nancy) wanted to put a halt to the proceedings as they were going in Trump’s favor. Biden compared the riot outside the capitol to the Civil War which is getting totally blown out of proportion. Not one protestor was armed with a firearm. Again, no one was shot that day except for a lone, unarmed Trump supporter in the neck and this administration does not want to investigate her murder.
And what’s up with the new tattooed darling of the left that testified at the Riot Commission? He was an undercover FBI agent out of standard uniform or badges but is now donning the cover of TIME Magazine. Wait until the dirt comes out on his involvement in the riot. The left will have egg on their faces again. They just don’t know how to pick ’em.
Yesterdays sham of a gathering to honor the fallen cops was nothing more than another staged diversion from what is going down at our borders and the failure of this administration in handling covid. Complete and utter failure. Biden and Kammie should be impeached for dereliction of duty: failure to protect our citizens from covid infected invaders at our border. Some brave sole in the House should come up with Articles of Impeachment already. It’s about time. This combined with CRT and mask mandates on children are another reason to impeach. It’s dereliction of the duties he swore on the Bible to withhold under our constitution.
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